Definition

Q: What in the name of all that is holy is a Pusher Truck?

Well that question is as loaded as a dirt chicken’s scattergun! A Pusher Truck is so much more than just a machine loaded up with more chrome than a fleet of Harleys and more lights than a white trash Christmas.….It’s a way of life. It is the vehicular summation of a Pusher Truck driver’s entire being. It represents not only his manhood but his every hope and dream since he was a boy watching his daddy drive his Pusher Truck at the racetrack on Saturday nights. We know that if one is a Pusher Driver that his daddy must have been too as only one from the bloodline can carry on the torch into his generation. It is something of a NASCARian priesthood, only those born of Pusher blood may build or drive a Pusher Truck. If any mere mortal were to attempt to drive one, it would be seen as blasphemy; he would be immediately tortured and bled like a gut-shot panther. Should an outsider even attempt to touch a Pusher Truck without permission he would surely meet his maker after an introduction to the business end of a Kentucky Toothpick.