What Matt means by thinly veiled blah blah blah is that I bought a 1982 Kawasaki KZ750. It an olive-brown color and screams freedom and Amurrica! as it buzzes down the open road.
It may have been assembled in Japan but this little rocket is American through and through. The jealousy that fills Matt's soul every time he looks at my hot little number is beginning to boil over. He thinks that his semi-bouyant and immobile money pit (boat) is vastly superior as a summer toy.
He has one solid point that his vehicle can indeed hold more people but i swiftly reminded him that he has no friends and thus will be riding lonely and lopsided in his boat, the lopsidedness is an due to the effect of gravity on his massive cranium.
With all that said we need to bring this contest to the people. So lets hear your opinion on the matter, what is better a motorcycle that oozes gnarly or Matt's little dingy?
It may have been assembled in Japan but this little rocket is American through and through. The jealousy that fills Matt's soul every time he looks at my hot little number is beginning to boil over. He thinks that his semi-bouyant and immobile money pit (boat) is vastly superior as a summer toy.
He has one solid point that his vehicle can indeed hold more people but i swiftly reminded him that he has no friends and thus will be riding lonely and lopsided in his boat, the lopsidedness is an due to the effect of gravity on his massive cranium.
With all that said we need to bring this contest to the people. So lets hear your opinion on the matter, what is better a motorcycle that oozes gnarly or Matt's little dingy?
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